Vintage Tumblr Themes

seriousjones:

batman: come over

me: i’m busy

batman: my parents aren’t home

batman:

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

"Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’"
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Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

(via taylorswift)

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell